I blog in my sleep.

No, really I do. Well.. no. Ok--so while I'm falling asleep I compose perfect and creative and witty blogs for my huge imaginary audience. These imaginary blogs are so good the ideas actually keep me awake, and I sit there writing and rewriting (to the point of perfection) these blogs that never get put to paper (or keyboard). It's.. annoying. And, the most annoying part of this habit is that once I actually get up to write everything down, it's gone. Like trying to hold water in my hands. It all just... drips away. I stare at my blank computer screen and think, "I know it was good, but this is just bad writing." Sometimes I actually say it out loud and then remind myself eerily of Secret Window. Shudder.

Today I worked from 11-3:30. Tomorrow I work starting at 11 and probably until 3 or 4. Yayness. I'm getting better at it, at least. It's not daunting anymore (except drive-thru, and apparently drive-thru is the worst part. People have nightmares about it until they've mastered it. Unfortunately my nightmares still revolve around French class. What I would give for a change of pace.)

Now for your viewing entertainment:

Oh Gosh.